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Don’t get me started on #foodporn that one makes me shudder. Or #foodbaby! Watching people on cooking shows cook and indulge in their foods with their Mmms and ooohs makes me cringe. When someone asks me if I enjoy what I’m eating it’s normally answered with a standard “Yep, it’s nice” as quickly as possible. To me food is food. That is all. I don’t really like food and if you know me you will probably have heard me say “I wish food just come in one tablet, once a day” Which is odd as I am on the curvier side of curvy but my weight fluctuates constantly likely due to my hatred of food. As I go through stages of – I must try and eat properly – I can’t be bothered so convenience foods – Snacking as I don’t give the time for a proper meal. For me, food gets in the way. Wake up “must remember to eat” Lunch time comes “what am I going to eat? something quick” Dinner time arrives “I can not be bothered to cook” these stops in the day for food, a necessity that I would prefer in pill form, I find a hindrance. I know, I know. I can hear all you foodies * Shudder * cry “but you are missing out on so much! The flavours, the blends, the combinations” as you salivate (just kidding. But you might be, I don’t know, I can’t see you). Asking me what I want to eat and where I want to is the worst question you can ask me. I am happy for my mind to be made up for me. Of course, I enjoy going out with friends to restaurants etc but as you may have noticed I didn’t write, “going out to eat”. I like going out seeing people and chatting but what food is there neither interests me or excites me. So what is the point of this blog? Well, this year I am going to see if I ca… No, I can’t even finish that sentence. I don’t want to see if I can love food or find and interest in food. If anything I would like to just cut out pointless unhealthy food as how I see it…food is food and I’m not fussed about it so why fill my body with rubbish.